16 december 2021: two years of hypnosis and a good enough coffee game to convince this gem to stay married to me. with kids, it’s easy to direct the praise toward the completion of the daily bootcamp that is parenthood and i truly lucked out with the greatest mom in the world as my player 1…but zooming out from that frame, I truly get to do this life thing with the raddest person I’ve ever met (Besides Elvis Costello, so you know I’m being honest). I don’t know what I got right in the last life, but I’m so hashtag grateful we get to grow, fuck up, navigate, and #livelaughlove our way through Elon’s simulation together. Happy Anniversary ba. To many, many, many more. Mae just shit her pants.